Oops my mic slipped and I covered the most hated song on tumblr. Sorry not sorry as always and I hope you all enjoy
What the hell’s going on?!
Dean why are you here?!
Hey my brother, how have you been feeling?
Girlfriend’s lookin’ good, she’s hotter than the ceiling
But Dad is hunting and
He’s M.I.A. now man
I’ll be back soon if I can
See you later you guys!
The family business Sam, that’s why I’m talking to ya
Hunting the scary shit with my bitch of a brother
I’d rather go to school
I don’t live by your rules
He’s using us like tools
Hey where’s our Dad have you seen him?
Look here’s his journal
Can I go home now?
Alright I guess so
But you must know
You’ll always be Sammy
If you need help just call me
Have a good night with Jessy
Wait holy shit no
My girlfriend’s dead now
I will avenge her
And slay all evil
My life is such shit
Homeless and single
I know the feeling
Let’s do some dealing
Nice to meet you, I’m Meg.
Basically Dad’s gone
Now we’re helping each town
Demons, ghosts and hellhounds
They ain’t so lucky
Dude you are fugly
What rhymes with fugly?
Well turns out I am cursed, I feel like Harry Potter
Magic abilities, no mother, now no father
Azazel killed my dad
And now I’m really mad
If Sam dies I’ll be sad
Sad is one thing but a contract?!
Going to hell now
I always figured
Wait who is Ruby?
I’ve watched you die now
I will revive you
Demon blood with mah hell boo
Three guesses who’s back
Good God my eardrums
I need your help
How am I living
I need your help
Hey someone’s coming
I’mma kill you!
I am an angel
It’s I who raised you
Shit’s about to go down
It’s the apocalypse
Angels, demons, vessels, this is some bible shit
Um, I kind of also saw this bitch
It was just for drugs, but she ain’t blood like you
So by the way, I must kill you
I’m the vessel of Lucifer, that is true
Hang on, this don’t have to be a thing we do
Zach and Cas are convinced, but this ain’t through
Too bad the only sons are you and I
Wait woah who’s the convenient Adam guy
Sammy please don’t die, I really can’t lose you
You said yes to the devil now you’re really through
So I just watch and wait for you to come back from the devil’s Cage
Not many women can refuse this pimpin’
I’m a hot guy, but don’t live long if you get with me
What the fuck, hey Sam, you alright?
I forgot his soul, yep I’m a troll
Here comes a Death toll
Yes I trusted Cas, but now I’m on my own
There’s lots of angsty shit, shut up Sam watch your tone
Hey no more brooding
Cas screwed us over
Wait who’s Dick Roman
Well fucking fuck I fucking fucked up
I’m really sorry
Cas you’re an asshole
And Sam is mental
Can I please sleep?
Let in the devil
All I want is an Advil
This shit is mad real
No problem, Meg’s good
At least she’s with us
Get Sammy fixed up
Now Cas is fucked up
I hate my life man
I’ll kill Dick Roman
I’m alone again
Where the fuck are we?
Motherfucking Purgatory, Dean
Well fucking fuck I fucking fucked up
Supernatural hates lamps.
STOP LAMP ABUSE TODAY
REBLOG THIS AND SAVE LAMPS FROM ABUSE
EVERY TIME SOMEONE SCROLLS PASSED THIS, A LAMP IS BEING ABUSED. HELP RAISE AWARENESS AND PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE ACT FROM HAPPENING.
Lamps everywhere are abused everyday. Help stop this by Reblogging.
I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND I’M LAUGHING
NO CLAIRE WHY DID YOU WATCH THIS SHOW
And then there was that one when a lamp was knocked off the table in the Elysian Fields sometime during the fight
But I won’t put here the pic because everyone would cry
Here have another lamp:
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
why am i reblogging this
As a writer, I genuinely thank you. Thank God for tumblr. Where the hell else am I going to learn this sort of stuff? Not school or my parents, that’s for damn sure. *sighs*
hermetically sealed shame basket
this post is gold